REMEMBER you will not be talked in to going out with Shannon again. Never. Nada. No. Even if she calls you like twenty times in one day. Did I mention she has a younger sister Shelly and she's been calling too.
TELL Stephanie you are only doing this because..because you want her to have the best Homecoming ever. Not that other reason that Jen told me too.
MAKE SURE Sarah remembers that you LOVE her. Because she has to be told this every-time you end a phone conversation, at lunch and well, before you go to bed. However, she might call you a couple of times after you go to bed, too.
DO NOT MENTION the word SARAH around Lon. It makes him throw things, kick things and get really steamed.
I hope this gets better instead of worse. Am I even going to school to learn anything, anymore?